May 2012
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shit i’m drunk
this is the last day of my vacation
we went to busch gardens today. rode every coaster. ate all the food.
tom bought me so many drinks from the poolside bar today including a hurricane, a sidecar, and a fruitloop vodka with lime juice and seltzer
now beers
and weed
and sex
oh yes
best vacation
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ok i’m going to buy a gum machine ring now bby
most excellent
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ibuprofit replied to your post: ibuprofit said: move to florida with and get an…
with tom* and what are yours plans for tomorrow
tomorrow as in monday or tuesday? monday we’re all helping to clean out my grandma’s apartment. but tuesday we aren’t doing anything!
doing drugs naked in front of a window
i fucking love vacation
ibuprofit said: move to florida with and get an apartment with me
we saw like 15 antiabortion ads on the florida turnpike. plus everyone here not on vacation is old as fuck or doesn’t speak proper english. AND tom can’t smoke weed legally so idk about that one haha but we promise to visit you every fucking year because this is better than real life
so i quit my shitty shitty job at dunkin donuts and now i’m on vacation in florida
this condo is fucking incredible. it’s huge and by a lake and there are three fucking pools and putt-putt golf and tennis and alcohol and god damn tom and i went swimming for half an hour and i’m already crispy
i fell asleep at 3PM and woke up now because we drove straight through the night to...
quit my job today
going to florida tomorrow
starting new job upon return
my cat just drank some of my iced coffee
that bitch
got an interview at uptown coffee
if i get this, tom and i will have worked at every coffee place in howell, mi.
sorry tom
i was going to tumbl more but then i realized that i just don’t
fucking
care
i put my two weeks notice in at dunkin' today.
last weekend, i ended up working 14 hours. in the middle of my shift on friday, i spilled a gasket full of scalding hot coffee on my hand and legs. instead of immediately sending me home, i had to finish cleaning the kitchen, doing dishes, and baking.
i ended up going to the hospital for second degree burns. my wrist and the cracks of my fingers were covered in blisters. i was told to take the...
